RAC The Funniest Thing You Never Said: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations. Whether for the loo or bedside entertainment or as a work of reference or self-improvement The Funniest Thing You Never Said is the biggest and best humorous quotation book there is - a complete one-stop shop of witty one liners. Quotations are ordered not by A-Z, but by thematic categories: love; business; religion; celebrity, you name it, every category is covered. The collection includes all the classics from Oscar Wilde to Winston Churchill, Dorothy Parker to Groucho Marx but also mines many new hidden gems from lesser lights and includes many contemporary quotes by everyone from Jilly Cooper to Jonathan Ross. A standard companion for new collectors, and a fresh perspective for serious quotation addicts.Desperados 2 [DVD-ROM]. 1883. A bare, remote area of America in which avarice and power-cravings have cost many settlers their lives. Follow Cooper and his friends on the trail of an Indian Legend and discover the long-buried secrets of his own past. Put your strategy and action skills to the test in the most thrilling Wild West adventures! Double 3D view: freely adjustable isometric view and 3rd person view for shoot-outs and brand new tactical possibilities. Real-time strategy and tactics combined with an exciting story and thrilling Western atmosphere. Exciting settings and wide variety of scenarios including Indian villages, escaping ambushes in dusty canyons, assaulting forts, wagon convoys and Wild West towns. 6 heroes, each with particular skills and personality - overcome your enemies with the weapon of your choice.The War File: The History Of Warfare - Norman Conquests. The Norman Conquest - The aftermath of 1066 In newly conquered England, the years which followed the Battle of Hastings were marked by violent turmoil. King William eventually responded to the constant uprisings of the Anglo-Saxon people by laying waste to the North of England. It was a brutal period of English history, which saw the introduction of feudalism, a proliferation of Norman churches and castles, and the completion of the remarkable Domesday Book. Authentic re-enactments, dramatised contemporary account, period imagery and expert analysis from Doctor Matthew Strickland (University of Glasgow) give an in-depth understanding of these dark times.Devils Advocate. Hotshot attorney Kevin Lomax's 64-0 case record has brought him a tempting offer from an elite New York firm. But the job Lomax accepts isn't what it seems. The Devil is in the details. In this gleeful, modern gothic fable, Keanu Reeves plays eager Lomax and Al Pacino is the charismatic firm founder who knows there are cases to be won... and souls to be lost. From Lomax's court triumphs and skyrocket rise to its double-twist ending 'The Devil's Advocate' is red-hot entertainment. Lomax's life, wife (Charlie Theron) and soul are on the line. He's landed a job that's Heaven and Earth... which can lead him straight to Hell.Iannis Xenakis - La Legende D'eer. A powerful multi media piece created for the opening of the Centre Georges-Pompidou in Paris, La Legende d'Eer played for three months and was seen by thousands. Xenakis composed the electroacoustic tape for playback in Le Diatope, a curvaceous architectural construction of his own design with a visual component including 1680 lights, 4 lasers and 400 mirrors. Together the music and visuals suggest an initial departure, a journey, and a final return - the experience brilliantly captured in Bruno Rastoin's images. This spectacle of light and sound - fragments of instrumental sounds, bodies of sounds, cataclysmic noises, undulating electronic flashes, pure laser lights - create a rich and unsettling environment, an unforgettable journey and experience.Blunder. Filmed on location and in the studio Blunder features a colourful array of cartoonish characters and oddballs, including a 2,000 year-old bog man who has come back to life, the most evil man in the world 'The Baron', a racehorse who can't find love, and a very bored housewife who does unspeakable things with household appliances. Blunder features a mischievous anarchic world aimed at the daft side in all of us.Bob the Builder Garage and Car Wash. Help Bob The Builder with his new Garage and Car Wash. Keep Scoop, Muck and Dizzy clean and sparkling with the real working water washer and fan dryer or send them along the spiral track. Suitable for ages 3 years+ Features SNAP TRAX pieces Conveyor belt Sprinkler water washer Rotating sponge washers Fan dryer Winding lift mechanism Downhill spiral track Manual track switcher Pull back character vehicles Bob figureFrontiers Of Flight [Triple DVD Collection]. Those Daring Young Men 1903-1918: In 1903 two brothers from Dayton, Ohio changed the world in twelve seconds and began the age of manned flight. This episode takes you back to the competition between the Wright Brothers and Samuel Langley for the honour of first flight. Then join the Knights of the Sky as British and French aviators battle the Red Baron for supremacy over the Western Front. The Golden Age 1918-1941: It was the barnstormers who put the roar in the roaring twenties and flyers, like Lindbergh, Hughes and Earhart who made the world a bit smaller with each life-risking flight. Also included are the men who braved the elements to deliver mail across continents. But it was also the age when madmen plunged the world into war. Reach For The Stars 1961-2005: This is the complete story of man's first journeys into space and JFK's call to go where no man has gone before. You'll board the Eagle with Armstrong, fly with Apollo 13 when everything goes wrong and see how man came to stay in space with the first shuttles and the Mire space station. The tragedy of Challenger, the last flight of Columbia and the triumphant return to space with Discovery are also featured.Sheffield Wednesday Archive Football Book. Relive those glorious sporting events of your favourite team captured in this Sheffield Wednesday Archive Football Book. Includes all their history, highs and lows and gossip from the early 20th century to the recent past. Features Leatherette book Newspaper style Tabloid sizeThe Seven Little Foys. Based on a true story, vaudeville entertainer Eddie Foy (a great early influence on Bob Hope) has vowed to forever keep his act a solo, he falls in love with and marries the beautiful Italian ballerina Madeline. While they continue to tour the circuit, they begin a family and before long have seven little Foys to clutter the wings. After tragedy threatens to stall Eddie's career, he comes to realise that his little terrors are worth their weight in gold. James Cagney reprises his 'Yankee Doodle' role as Foy's friendly rival George M Cohan in a spectacular dance sequence, Hope has never been better.Guncom 2. Guncom 2 the all-action game that pits your skills against Monster Robots, Legions of the Undead, Ghostly Samurai Warriors and Skilled Assassins. The SMO is intent on wiping out the human race. They are everywhere and only you can stop them by taking control of an awesome weapon, the Death Crimson, only then will humankind be safe. - Solo Play and Two Player cooperative play modes. - Fully G-con2 Light Pistol compatible. - Multiple play modes including Story mode, Mission Mode, Time Mode against the clock and the ultimate challenge - Bullet Mode, played with a fixed amount of ammunition. - Visually stunning and dramatic locations including: lamp-lit cobbled streets, sinister abandoned mansion, deserted factory and many others - all accompanied by atmospheric sound tracks. - Skillful play earns you in-game rewards like, essential Experience Points, all-powerful Machine Gun Bonus and vital Extra Lives. - Classic Japanese-style cinematic sequences narrate the unfolding saga that is Guncom 2.The Philadelphia Experiment. Philadelphia, 1943: A top-secret experiment is underway to make U.S. Navy ships invisible to enemy radar, but something goes horribly wrong, and the Battleship Eldridge disappears. Two sailors jump overboard... and are mysteriously transported 41 years into the future. On the run and trapped by the past, can they stop the experiment that has torn a hole in time?Alligator 2 - The Mutation. While vacationing in Florida, Mr and Mrs Kendall and their 12-year-old daughter Marisa purchase a 10 inch long baby alligator. Upon their return home, the infant alligator proves to be a nuisance and Mr Kendall flushes it down the toilet. It survives the journey through twisting pipes and emerges deep in the sewer system. Unknown to the public, secret hormone experiments are being conducted on dogs, and the dogs are disposed of by throwing their hormone filled corpses into the sewers inhabited by the now growing alligator. After twelve years of feeding on infected dogs, the hormonal chemistry of the alligator is affected and he grows to become a 36 foot long giant. After a series of harrowing experiences, the alligator is forced to break out of the sewer and smash onto the streets. THE MUTATION finds a giant alligator on the loose, this time terrorizing some lakeshore property coveted by unscrupulous developer Vincent Brown, Brown's been pumping toxic waste into the sewers that feed into the lake, and the resulting mutation starts to munch on the locals, investigating the carnage is cop David Hodges, who finds evidence that the malefactor is big and greenSpider-Man Slips - Pack of 5. This Five Pack of Spider-Man Slips feature all the characters from the latest movie. Made from pure cotton. Features Pure cotton   Spidey design Machine washable at 40° Tumble dry9ct Gold Cubic Zirconia Horse Shoe Ring. This beautifully designed Horse Shoe Ring, with a stunning Cubic Zirconia horseshoe feature is set in 9ct Gold, making it a timeless piece you will treasure forever. Features Crafted in 9ct gold Various sizes available Complimentary gift box suppliedDizzy Gillespie - Live In '58 And '70. Jazz Icons: Dizzy Gillespie features two historic concerts from one of the founding fathers of bebop. Filmed 12 years apart, the 1958 concert features Dizzy working eloquently within the small combo structure of a quintet including such influential musicians as sax player Sonny Stitt and bassist Ray Brown. The second show focuses on a completely different side of Dizzy, fronting the legendary Kenny Clarke-Francy Boland Big Band. With a 16-piece big band to conduct, including two drummers, his Latin influences are revealed on Con Alma and Manteca. Songs: Belgium 1958: 1. Blues After Dark. 2. On The Sunny Side Of The Street. 3. Loverman. 4. Cocktails For Two. 5. Blues Walk. Denmark 1970: 6. Con Alma. 7. The Brother K. 8. Now Hear My Meanin'. 9. Manteca. 10. Let Me Outta Here. 11. Things Are Here.Marilyn Monroe Collection - Hometown Girl. Hometown Story- Released in May 1951, Hometown Story features a stunning young Marilyn Monroe on the brink of stardom. It is a rare glimpse of Monroe before her breakthrough roles in Niagara and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, which catapulted her to fame.. and into history! This motion picture is the ninth film Monroe appeared in. She plays Iris Martin, a secretary whose boss (Jeffrey Lynn) is an editor of a newspaper, Lynn suspects that big business was responsible for his recent defeat in a state legislature election, and begins a campaign against his opponent and big business in general. See Monroe as her star just begins to twinkle...this Special Edition is a must for fans, collectors and film buffs. Hollywood Remembers Marilyn- A pictorial journey through Hollywood's quintessential star's career, life and untimely death. This documentary features great footage and pictures from Marilyn's first films and early years in Hollywood, as well as segments of her entertaining the troops in Korea and singing Happy Birthday to President Kennedy. Also included are glimpses of Monroe during her marriages to legendary baseball star Joe Dimmaggio and America's famous playwrite Arthur Miller. Last but not least, see movie trailers for some of Marilyn's classic films, including HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE, RIVER OF NO RETURN, SOME LIKE IT HOT, THE MISFITS and rare footage of Monroe's last, incomplete film, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE.Lucky Jim. Jim Dixon doesn't feel very lucky at all, working as a junior university lecturer with the boring and tiresome Professor Welch. So when Jim finds out he has to spend a whole weekend at his house to help save his job he can't think of anything more unpleasant... But it only goes from bad to worse as he manages to get himself and the family dog blind drunk and falls in love with the rather beautiful Christine, who just happens to be Welch's son's girlfriend... When Jim is given a second chance to save himself and his job all he has to do is deliver a lecture at the university, but some things are easier said than done!My Architect. MY ARCHITECT is a tale of love and art, betrayal and forgiveness in which the illegitimate son of a legendary artist undertakes a five-year worldwide exploration to understand his long-dead father. Louis I. Kahn, who died in 1974, is considered by many architectural historians to have been the most important American architect of the second half of the 20th century. A Jewish immigrant who overcame poverty and the effects of a devastating childhood accident, Kahn created a handful of intensely powerful and spiritual buildings - geometric compositions of brick, concrete and light. The film represents Nathanial Kahn's quest to understand and appreciate the work of his late father, to explore the thinking behind his stark yet spiritual designs, and to reclaim a filial connection with the complex, contradictory man.The Scarlet Pimpernel - Series 1. FILM 1 - THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL:- Suspecting that the Pimpernel is an English aristocrat, Chauvelin is sent to England to discover the identity of the mystery man. Once there, Chauvelin meets his former lover, the beautiful French actress Marguerite, who is married to a foppish English aristocrat. Marguerite reluctantly gives Chauvelin information to find the elusive Pimpernel and his unwittingly betrayed him. In this first of the series, The Scarlet Pimpernel finds himself in the thick of murder, double dealing, intrigue and passion. FILM 2 - VALENTIN GAUTIER:- The Scarlet Pimpernel meets his match when he is forced to confront Gabrielle Damiens, alias Mademoiselle Guillotine (Denise Black), the French Revolution's most fearless whip-wielding killer. He travels to France with his wife Marguerite (Elizabeth McGovern) to rescue the daughter of a French nobleman. Chauvelin (Martin Shaw) is sent by Robespierre to stamp out a rebellion by an aristocrat Henri (James Callis), but is held hostage and his men murdered. And when Marguerite is captured by Mademoiselle Guillotine, it will take all the guile and cunning the Pimpernel can muster to save her. He'll also need to charm his way past the cold-hearted Mademoiselle first. Meanwhile, Chauvelin's secret past comes back to haunt him and he is left with an impossible choice. Also includes Film 3 - A Kings Ransom Online Shopping at La Redoute UK Website, Grattans, Next, Woolworths, Debenham Empire Stores . 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